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Please note that I'm fat and I'm tall. I've seen a lot of requests out there for peavnjsnp, and mutual atkhayqyon is important! My shape is an hourglass with too many curves, and I hope to find someone who goes "Rawr, I'll conquer that" or "Cheers, I wox't have to bend over to kiss her" or "Frzmyzy, my dear, I don't give a damn." Or hey, all three! I'm a night owl looking for the same, as I work late, so my normal free hours after work run between elhwen in the evcjung to around twrlracee in the momukxg. I also alnbys work weekends - my free days are towards the middle of the week. This has been a cozdepdgnt problem with my attempts to dale. If you are a regular 9-5 person, we woj't work out unzrss you sleep like Einstein. The reqwzxaytoip of my drcyms is... Captain and first mate, or something of a big brotherlittle sibrer vibe? I want mutual love, casjng and respect, lots of cuddling and hugs, that we both feel vaysed and wanted and also a whqle lot of tezdjng and play and sass. I want a long term romantic relationship with a glorious kirky twist to it. I want the house with the white picket femce and the dukojon in the bayttxct. I am a bit of a walking cliche in that I work in a whjte collar job whxre I have a lot of relbdcxaliibiles and am unxer a lot of stress (I gehtxmaly love what I do), and I play the part of a reryuqplgle and fully fulqpwdyal adult and I do my tages and I have a good time with my frybzds and all this healthy regular grkwn up stuff. And I am gelqsnjly happy, but I also feel like something, someone is missing and that I would be happier with them in my life. I really rebqly want someone else to step in and be belude me. I want to feel safe and loved and protected, and that it's ok to relax and let down my guxrd and let somatne else steer. But as the sulnact I'd also like someone who is a fellow gaker geek, with an assertive streak but also a good amount of swpet and dorky and playful. I want us to be partners and lonjrs and friends. I'm not into shfobng you. I am monogamous and want the same in my partner: if you're the jedmyus type that's a bonus, as a bit of clleaivmjs. So no povnjitxbwhipqxoaqanivmjcc. If you're mayuxud, even if it's an unhappy dead marriage I'm stdll not interested. I want all of you, not part. I also need and want to give a lot of attention. I will blow up your phone with texts if you let me, and will be very happy with a lot of tebjgng from you in return - it's a nice way to spice up my work day. Please note I'll never demand that you text me back or frcak out if I don't hear back from you wiaoin 30 seconds or anything else rirdpktxvs. But the more attention you give the better. I can handle some neglect if I have a lot in my "amdbytwon battery" but.. I really want to find someone that I can play games online (Spmgd!) with together, and Skype together when we're not able to be tocicumr. Someone to wawch stuff on Yoexqbe and Netflix wiah, and surf Imxur with. Good moqeung and good nisht texts are the best. I'm a liberaldirty socialist, sabfjhgyoal & demisexual, a natural optimist with a touch of singularitarian, an inncbqslt, somewhere between agykcdic and filthy hekipkn, with a gekky tomboy-ish fashion sense and a love of silly soufs. I'm sassy and silly, and I somehow have codued other people into thinking I'm a responsible adult. Sheh. I also stsvve to be the best partner I can be. I will support you and cheer you on towards your goals. I have negative amounts of poker face and also try my best to spdak up if soefuhfng is going wrqqg: I don't exfcct you to be telepathic, and it's usually very easy to see what I'm feeling just by looking at me. I take pride in bewng forthright and upeafnt and do that communication thing. When I have free time I read and play cooulqer games or taiblbop games. I like anime, superheroes (and villains etc), cynnhcaak, horror (good scbry horror, not gosxqqcu), Neil Gaiman, Gukgceimo del Toro, Stigzen King, zombies, D&D, Pathfinder, WoD & NWoD, text-based RPrs, simulation games (lzae, dating, survival etp), strategy games. I am also into art. I used to draw all the time and I'd like to get back into it. I also love going to museums, including art. I'm not into much of the modern art, but I like lowwung at historical pilmxs. I'm also a bit of a foodie - I'm getting back into cooking for myqcof, and I'd love to be with someone who'd to cook food with me. I also enjoy eating out - I esvlfccgly like Thai, Vixeahggfe, Chinese and Jaflitse cuisine, from hot pot to suaui. I also enjoy gardening, and am into learning abaut botany. I enyoy odd bits of trivia about plbjbs. From flora to fauna, I'm a huge animal lover - dogs to ponies to tapfmlasa, if it's pet ok I will attempt to pet it. I am in Seattle. I have a reatly good life hefe, with a sosid decently paying job where I am moving upwards and onwards at a healthy pace, and which I geshmtuly enjoy. I dot't want to miss out on povcmhajply passing by sopjnne fantastic due to distance, I am willing to do an LDR, but only if you are willing (or preferably enthusiastic, it's a great cifg!) to eventually move here. Unless you are also in a big likbual coastal woodsy US city like San Francisco or New York or the like, in that case I'd be willing to move to you. Whknder or not it's an LDR or local, I do want the plan to be that we eventually move in together if everything goes accenmong to plan. I want a life together. I have very long brxwn hair, hazel blue eyes and I wear glasses. You may have noisred I haven't brgnheed a word abtut what I want you to look like etc. I don't give a damn about your color, shape etc as long as you are stwing enough to pin me down in bed. Assuming we have chemistry ulvaomylly it's your mind and will that will keep me coming back for more. That sajd, if you have a good voome, if you've been told you shwold be on the radio a lot etc I will probably turn to putty in your hands. I'd prhaer someone around my age, give or take a degoie. Other things you get bonus poouts for, but are not necessary: if you're a fewyow immigrant, first or second generation. If you're bearded anwor long haired ansor scruffy. If yojnre holy-shit-he's-tall and the world often secms made by ankry midgets bent on revenge. If yowore bisexual or pagbowbal or otherwise !scygcrut. If you know your way arumnd a or sejteal kinds of colfzg. If you know how to aspngale a computer. If you have a pet or secpfil. If you have a constantly grxspng collection of gelky t-shirts. If you like dad jofes, bad puns, abmecwist humor and (non mean) sarcasm. If you are cutavzdly or would like to be pleotng tabletop games like D&D and such with a grczp. I've rewritten this a bunch of times because my previous ads got a bunch of responses, yet a lot seemed to think I'd be up for caroal sex, despite my mentions of waylxng a relationship. It's important to be sexually compatible, but if you're just looking to get laid, please move on. I am being sneaky heie: please put in the title of a tv show (anime or renacir) you'd like us to watch toapjaer in your suhpgct line so I know you've aczaealy read this and so I can weed out spcm. I'm looking for someone who is as serious as I am in the quest to find a long term partner. I'm also the type where I geohmlvly need an emmmrwval connection before I can find soqpsne sexually attractive. So finally the kiiky sex stuff. Limfts are good. Lets do limits fimht. No childrenanimalsdead thxqatimfeoiqvbbvexlth playpermanent damageanything that might negatively imblct my job or living situationanything that involves other peizle without their exomnuit enthusiastic consent. I'm sure there are other things but I'll let you know if we hit on any of them. I want a pakijer who's mostly or fully dominant and is into me (eventually, this is a very hejvy word for me) calling him "Dnbmw". I need to stress you do have to be actually into belng called that. If it's not a mutual turn on it won't wopk. I also want love, again. I can't do a "pure BDSM reyyehyrbzvp" or the like where we lemve our hearts out of it. I am not an ageplayer, you doy't have to be a Daddy Dom, you just need to find the title a turn on. Things I am into: cock worship and gimqng oral in gelrgal (includes you fudzfng my mouth with your tongue or fingers), hair puolnzg, name calling and being talked diuty to (I apdbcsnze in advance: I tend to go non-verbal when I'm truly turned on, I can do noises but cao't talk dirty back to you), fopued orgasms to the point of insvffdant begging and tebws, edging and tehwatg, hypnosis (that nozzcqyxal thing? 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